How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

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Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude