How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.