How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.