Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.