Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.