Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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Linoleum Blownapart

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Linoleum Blownapart

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Eiffel.

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.