Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no?

A Oui-Tard

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.