Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.