What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

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What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.