What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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A trip without the kids

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.