What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Eiffel Jokes More Eiffel Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.