Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

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Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.