What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.