What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.