Tourist Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Chinese Tourist Jokes More Chinese Tourist Jokes

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Smart Person Jokes More Smart Person Jokes

Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.