They prevented hispanic attacks
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Because they're going via Agra!
A tourist.
A Tourist!
Don't touch my marbles.
Terrorists have sympathizers.
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
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Tourists
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Tourist
I am not a cook
A: When Hillary leaves town.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Keep it in the cow.
With burger alarms!
A Shilling, of course.
With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Between Mexico and the US.
Eiffel.
They're both crushed-asians
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Because they hate waterboarding.
A CAIR package.