Tourist Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.