Tourist Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Sympathizer Jokes More Sympathizer Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

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What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens