Tourist Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

American Tourist Jokes More American Tourist Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.