Tourist Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Smart Guy Jokes More Smart Guy Jokes

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.