Tourist Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

American Tourist Jokes More American Tourist Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.