What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.