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I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
They already know everything.
Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
The hospital ran all out of patience
An essay.
They're too short to be called Essays.
Don't touch my marbles.
Because it's a ZEBRA.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)
you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.
A man with unfinnished buisness.
Pretty good!
