A tourist.
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I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
They prevented hispanic attacks
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
A ransom note.
Take ze bra off.
A constipatient
I'm funny that way.
You ask.
Because he's too short to be an essay
Where is my essay?
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Because it lasts forever.
A stillborn.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish
