A tourist.
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I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.
answer "Scissors." then drive away..
An ironing board.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
Justinice.
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word
Doctor Dolittle
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
I'm a little hoarse.
He wouldn't turn in his essay
She was told to do an essay in school.
