A tourist.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
because he's too short to be called an essay.
They're too short to be called Essays.
The Cat in the AT-AT
Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*
Don't touch my marbles.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
He just couldn't find the guys angle!
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
A woman who doesn't know her place.
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
It's terminal.
