Smart Guy Jokes

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.