Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry