Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry