Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Cause shes terrible.
Because he always called shotgun
Trapped Under Ice.
Baby love my baby love.... !
The Swallow.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
They were Holo-costly
Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
My cat would be dead before I got 50