It was for 'tick or tweet' !
Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
To carry his library card.
They ostrich-sized him
Flappaccinos.
With a crow bar.
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
You can hear their brooms tick!
Time bombs.
It goes back four seconds.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
My cat would be dead before I got 50
