Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!