Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General