Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something?

To me, to hoo.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers