Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know