Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers