What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is a Cell?

something you keep black people in

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

Footlong Jokes More Footlong Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism