What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Footlong Jokes More Footlong Jokes

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

a 'fan'atic.

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.