What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Footlong Jokes More Footlong Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.