What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.