What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.