What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Why DOES "February" have that extra R?

It should just be "Februay."

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear