What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.