February Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Why DOES "February" have that extra R?

It should just be "Februay."