Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.