Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.