Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!

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Why DOES "February" have that extra R?

It should just be "Februay."

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear