Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal."

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.