Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.