Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.