Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.