What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

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Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus