What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky