What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.