What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!