How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.