How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

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What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

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What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.