How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo