How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.