How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.