Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.