Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar