How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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He can't stand the 1%

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How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."