How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.