Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*