Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker