Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker