Fire Crackers.
Because they're always Burning calories!
Because it was a Patriot Blaze
Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*
Coach.
Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.
I'll tell you guys tomorrow
Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.
They both Quackle!
Fire cracker