Fire Crackers.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
She ate her soup before it was cool
Barbecue tonight!"
Tarzan.
The NBA.
It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
One is a bunch of cunning runts.
BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!
Fire cracker