Fire Crackers.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
We both burn gas.
Hulk ash!
Barbecue tonight!"
A straight line.
A white guy.
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Guinness (You bunch of racists)
Fire cracker
BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!