The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
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A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.
A potential suspect.
Because you know he's guilty
Whipped cream.
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You know he's guilty.
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.
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The NBA.
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.
For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.
Coach.
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A quarterback.
Tarzan.
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
The Allman Brothers.
An athlete
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
The PGA tour.
half a sack
It depends on how big his plantation is.
A white guy.
A straight line.
He glances over his shoulder.
A: His heart stops bleeding.
If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
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The PGA Tour.
Because he was Uber busy.
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He wanted to get his Car tuned
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"