What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.