What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.