What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

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What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school ?

Jog-raphy !