What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.