What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)