Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

What are a NEET's favorite type of shoes?

REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Shoe Factory Jokes More Shoe Factory Jokes

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.