Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.