Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.