Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.
To a remote island...
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
Punch them in the hands.
On crotches.
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom
Using a pair of Caesars.
In case they get a hole in one!
a force of habit
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Because size matters.
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
500 soles were lost.