Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)