Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)