Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.