Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.