Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.