Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
A pirate.
about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck
instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!