What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

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What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"