Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.