Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

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Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...