Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.