Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

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How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.