Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred