Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.