There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
To get to the udder side
To get away from the PETA convention.
A bus driver.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
Bacon! Get it?
A Saudi
Because they live under Iraq.
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.