Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.