What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.