Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
The Rooster
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
She was worried the egg would get there first.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
Hit.
For fowl play.
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
It was unmiscible.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
