What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!