What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.