What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.