What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.