What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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Neither do I, I get the new york times

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He wanted to have webbed feet.

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

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Guacomole.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.