Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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They keep telling me to stop asking...

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Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict