Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!