Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict