Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict