How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.