Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...