Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!