Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!