How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.