How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.