How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

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What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.