What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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With their fish fingers.

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We were thankful.

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In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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Popcorn, of course!

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste