How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why did the "upright man", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago?

Because they got homo e-rekt-us.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."