How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What do you call an online relationship?

E-bae... I'll see myself out

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute