How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message