Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc