Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant?

A hip-hop hip op.

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.