Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

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What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant?

A hip-hop hip op.

What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood?

That fish Cray.