What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin