What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Where does a fish keep his life savings?

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Alexander Graham Fell!

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin