What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

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You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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Beep Beep Beep...

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Pu! Pu! Pu!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

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What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

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