What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out.

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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!