What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators