What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators