Runaway Horse Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.