Runaway Horse Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.