Runaway Horse Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.