Runaway Horse Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*