What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

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What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind