What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.