What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.