What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse