What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

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What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong