When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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What do you call an online relationship?

E-bae... I'll see myself out

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Why is reddit bad grammar?

Because you can't read a dit.

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.