Bet Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What do you call a group of Mexican racists?

The Que Que Que!

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...